[Newsbot]

Title: Canadian warships buzzed by Chinese fighter jets in international waters
Category: Military
Posted By: bootlegga
Date: 2019-06-27 09:08:11
Canadian

[llama66]

zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZT! What Chinese Fighters?

[DrCaleb]

Fly some kites.

See how that goes over.

[llama66]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Fly some kites.

See how that goes over.

Oooh I like that.

[Strutz]

I actually know someone who is serving on that ship.

[DrCaleb]

llama66 llama66:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Fly some kites.

See how that goes over.

Oooh I like that.

Not my idea. Battle of Britain used Barrage Balloons to down bombers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrage_balloon

Locking the AA or phalanx gun on them would get their attention too.

[llama66]

Barrage Balloons, I remember from all the WW2 stuff I've read.

$1:

Locking the AA or phalanx gun on them would get their attention too.

Just put a stream of rounds across their bow (I know aircraft don't technically have "bows")

[DrCaleb]

llama66 llama66:

$1:

Locking the AA or phalanx gun on them would get their attention too.

Just put a stream of rounds across their bow (I know aircraft don't technically have "bows")

You can't. Pretty sure that's an act of war.

But having 'innocent' fun on the deck of a ship . . .

[llama66]

We're in International Waters... We're testing the barrels of the SEAWIS and AA guns. You shouldn't been flying there. Your stupidity should not be our fault.

[DrCaleb]

No fair using Chinese logic against them.

[llama66]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

No fair using Chinese logic against them.

Beat the Chinese by being the Chinese.

[Freakinoldguy]

Strutz Strutz:

I actually know someone who is serving on that ship.

So do I and now I'll have to ask him if they went to action stations or if they just ignored the assholes. Although, acts like this are just more blatant attempts by North Korea light to intimidate us into doing their bidding and releasing Huawei Barbie.

$1:

China on Wednesday renewed a demand that Canada release a top executive of tech giant Huawei a day after announcing a suspension of all imports of Canadian meat products in an apparent bid to increase the pressure on Ottawa.

https://globalnews.ca/news/5432507/chin ... a-wanzhou/

What the Chinese gov't doesn't understand is that their illegal and unethical tactics to get this woman released do nothing more than confirm the fact that she's guilty as hell and should be locked up in an American prison for the rest of her pampered life or at least till the next prisoner exchange which I'm sure will be expedited given her daddy's status with the Politburo.

[BRAH]

你好。nǐ hǎo
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[llama66]

I prefer "你好，如果你能自己去操，我會喜歡的。謝謝！" Which means, "Hello, I'd like it if you could go fuck yourself. Thank You!". We are Canadian, it wouldn't kill us to be polite.

[BartSimpson]

Argentina would have killed the fighters. They're practically at war with China as it is.

Frankly, those fuckers need a humbling and it's long overdue.