[Newsbot]

Title: Gay pastor Jordan Brown sues Whole Foods after Texas store wrote homophobic slur on cake
Category: lifestyle
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2016-04-19 15:01:26

[N_Fiddledog]

Here's Jordan's claim on video:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p972qntg1qM

Here's why it's bullshit.

5 Tips for a Successful Story Hoax

http://thefederalist.com/2016/04/19/are ... a-success/

[N_Fiddledog]

I like this bit from the article.

$1:

He repeatedly says his story is bulletproof and not at all a cake hoax because the sticker on the cake box is intact. And, to be fair, that was good enough for some commenters on news sites. But I’ll just post a random sampling of comments from sarcastic friends of mine:

* “Y’all, he never broke the seal! Cake boxes are impenetrable. I keep all my valuables in an old cake box with some tape over the original price tag.”

* “When I leave home, I actually leave a cake seal across the door so I can tell if anybody entered the premises during my absence. It’s foolproof.”

* “Fort Knox is actually protected by a 3 tier cake seal system. Impenetrable.”

* “But if the seal is slit, you must acquit!”

* “FIRE CAN’T MELT SEAL”

[Thanos]

It could have been true if it happened at any other grocery store than Whole Foods because they go out of their way to ensure that their staff are as politically correct and diversity-trained as the company HQ is. It's one of the most left-wing companies in the US.

[rickc]

Who takes delivery of any decorated cake without inspecting it first? No one. How embarrasing would it be to get home and have the wrong birthday cake? Its human nature to inspect work that one has had a say in. When you place a special order at a fast food joint, you check it before leaving. When Dominoes rings your bell, you check the pizza before paying. This guys story is total bullshit. You can clearly see through the top of the cake box in the video that this guy posted. He came to the store to pick up one item, and one item only. There is nothing else going on to distract this guy. No grocery list, no screaming kids demanding trips through the candy isle. We are supposed to believe that this guy did not look at the only item that he special ordered until he got to his car? I don't think so. People like this who try to destroy a business through outright lies deserve to go to prison, just like this dumb bitch that got nine years in prison for planting a severed thumb in a bowl of Wendy's chili.
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/We ... 86747.html

[andyt]

rickc rickc:

When Dominoes rings your bell, you check the pizza before paying.

Guess I'm one of those born every minute, because I never check my Dominos before paying. Don't want to let the heat out. So far, they've always done right by me. Never spelled out insulting messages with the pepperoni.

Man, those are good security cameras that can show the position of the label before and after he left the store. Guess Whole Foods can afford them.

[Thanos]

$1:

Whole Foods closed their statement by saying; 'We stand behind our bakery team member, who is part of the LGBTQ community, and we appreciate the team members and shoppers who recognize that this claim is completely false and directly contradicts Whole Foods Market’s inclusive culture, which celebrates diversity.'

Fucking LOL. This asshole was trying to win the divershitty lotto with a hoax and it blew up right in his fucking face.

[andyt]

Thanos Thanos:

$1:

Whole Foods closed their statement by saying; 'We stand behind our bakery team member, who is part of the LGBTQ community, and we appreciate the team members and shoppers who recognize that this claim is completely false and directly contradicts Whole Foods Market’s inclusive culture, which celebrates diversity.'

Fucking LOL. This asshole was trying to win the divershitty lotto with a hoax and it blew up right in his fucking face.

Maybe the team member was just trying to make a suggestion for a date with the pastor. Like "you won a fuck, you lucky fuck." Nothing inherently homophobic about the word fuck, I hope.

[Thanos]

Shoulda learned from Costanza. That kind of pick-up stunt never works.

[andyt]

Shoulda gone to Billy Joe Bob's Gun, Bible, and Cake Emporium. Must be plenty of those in Texas. Sorry, meant Gaaan, Bahble and Caike.

[rickc]

Thanos Thanos:

$1:

Whole Foods closed their statement by saying; 'We stand behind our bakery team member, who is part of the LGBTQ community, and we appreciate the team members and shoppers who recognize that this claim is completely false and directly contradicts Whole Foods Market’s inclusive culture, which celebrates diversity.'

Fucking LOL. This asshole was trying to win the divershitty lotto with a hoax and it blew up right in his fucking face.

LOL! Exactly! This guy should get a few years in the pen for fraud, and then double the sentence for being a fucking moron.

[Thanos]

Meanwhile there's some innocent gay kid behind the bakery counter at Whole Foods who got slandered by this nonsense going "what the fuck? I thought I was supposed to be worried about the straights instead?"

[ShepherdsDog]

And once again Secuntus graces us with another of his many queefs.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Wow, such nice Christian, moral ethics displayed by a so-called pastor.

[stratos]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

Wow, such nice Christian, moral ethics displayed by a so-called pastor.

Throw in that he is a homosexual and both the left and right will have a field day with it.

Oh and another neat thing has come out about him.


http://www.statesman.com/news/news/loca ... ent/nq8RJ/

Kind of like icing on the cake.

Slippery Rock University.

The puns have been flying at work over this for the past couple of days.