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Title: German judge defends right of men to pee standing up
Category: lifestyle
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2015-01-23 10:37:57

[andyt]

If the floor was damaged, that's more than stray drops. The guy should have his license to pee revoked.

But this has to happen in Germany. They have this wierd thing about toilet training. Remember reading a novel by Heinrich Boll that prominently featured a woman who trained herself not to have to use toilet paper after taking a crap. Didn't get it, surely this wasn't just meant literally.

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[wildrosegirl]

Pee however you'd like, but clean up after yourself. No one wants to sit/stand or anything else, in what you left behind.

I'm still trying to figure out why men find is such a degradation to sit down anyway. When did splattering all over the place become a sign of manliness?

[Regina]

We have cleaning people that come every Friday morning.......so I'm not allowed to spatter.

[wildrosegirl]

What about Saturday - Thursday? Who cleans that up?

[Regina]

If there is splatter..........the splatter..er must tidy up. Or else...there may be blood splatter after the pre-clean before the cleaning people get here.

[wildrosegirl]

Ahhhh.. If only the majority of the gender was of that mind. *sigh*



That's how I raised my boys, but sadly, that thinking is not as wide spread as it should be.

[Jabberwalker]

Public_Domain Public_Domain:

The Germans are into some funky stuff.

Now there is a truism for all time.

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[wildrosegirl]

Public_Domain Public_Domain:

As for why men don't want to sit down.... The same reason many women wish they could stand... Taking off your pants isn't always an option!

But always doable. Trust me.

$1:

Probably my favourite privilege

I can understand that.

[Benn]

Regina Regina:

If there is splatter..........the splatter..er must tidy up. Or else...there may be blood splatter after the pre-clean before the cleaning people get here.

Aren't they paid to clean general messes in houses? In a bathroom they have to clean the darn toilet anyhow so who cares if there is splatter outside the toilet for them to clean. We never ever pre-cleaned anything for our cleaners, defeats the purpose of paying someone to clean so I don't have to.

[Regina]

They would it's just I don't think it needs to look like a urinal till they clean it. I generally like clean anyway.

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[Regina]

Either the urine or cleaning product can stain it. We have granite counters but you still shouldn't leave something spilled on it.