But hang on. School superintendent, Ed Smith, may be incorrect. This may not be a prank.
A hoax clock bomb - now that's a prank.
This is what?
A gas mask -
A trenchcoat -
That's not a "Halloween Prank". That's Steam Punk.

That's just a Halloween costume. Your invitation to the whitehouse is rescinded, girl. No Whitehouse invitation for you. Go sit in the corner with the kid who bit his pop tart into the shape of a gun.
Hell, you're not even Muslim.
