[Newsbot]

Title: Record-breaking heat hits Norway, Finland and Sweden � Arctic Circle closes on 32C
Category: Weather
Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2018-07-19 06:06:21
Canadian

[newz]

Time to break out the Swedish bikini volleyball team!

[N_Fiddledog]

Ever notice how the global warming scare stories get more frequent in the summer.

Scandinavians are having lots of nice weather.

OMG ! we're all gonna die!

[CharlesAnthony]

This is the best fake news I have heard in a long time!

Bring on more heat!! We need it!

[BeaverFever]

N_Fiddledog N_Fiddledog:

Ever notice how the global warming scare stories get more frequent in the summer.

Scandinavians are having lots of nice weather.

OMG ! we're all gonna die!

No they’re year round. And yeah “nice weather” in the arctic that’s not supposed to be happening is bad news

[DrCaleb]

CharlesAnthony CharlesAnthony:

This is the best fake news I have heard in a long time!

Bring on more heat!! We need it!

Is it warm today, where you are?

[llama66]

CharlesAnthony CharlesAnthony:

This is the best fake news I have heard in a long time!

Bring on more heat!! We need it!

Expect the far north really doesn't. We don't need the permafrost to melt. And seriously, I'm not sure if you're a really bad troll or genuinely off your medication.

[CharlesAnthony]

BeaverFever BeaverFever:

No they’re year round. And yeah “nice weather” in the arctic that’s not supposed to be happening is bad news

Oh, I get it!
You are the Prophet who comes to tell us what is supposed to be happening in the arctic!

Is there a Grand Design for the weather too??

[DrCaleb]

CharlesAnthony CharlesAnthony:

BeaverFever BeaverFever:

No they’re year round. And yeah “nice weather” in the arctic that’s not supposed to be happening is bad news

Oh, I get it!
You are the Prophet who comes to tell us what is supposed to be happening in the arctic!

Is there a Grand Design for the weather too??

Yes.

http://www.climatecentral.org/news/glob ... ange-21584

[BartSimpson]

llama66 llama66:

We don't need the permafrost to melt.

Why not? During the Last Glacial Maximum (LGM) permafrost extended as far south as modern day Tennessee and I don't know of any hideous effects from the lack of frozen ground in the region.

All of Ohio was in permafrost and now it's not and no one cares. Seems to me that permafrost is overrated.

Reference: https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com ... 06JF000661

[llama66]

Its the shit in the permafrost I'm concerned about.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/arti ... ger-worry/
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/arc ... ge/544274/

I don't need this shit in my life.

[BartSimpson]

llama66 llama66:

Its the shit in the permafrost I'm concerned about.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/arti ... ger-worry/
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/arc ... ge/544274/

I don't need this shit in my life.

What you REALLY don't need is The Thing escaping from its icy grave in the Antarctic and taking over the world.

I don't know if you've ever seen that particular documentary but it's a fuckton scarier than the Al Gore movie.

[llama66]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

llama66 llama66:

Its the shit in the permafrost I'm concerned about.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/arti ... ger-worry/
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/arc ... ge/544274/

I don't need this shit in my life.

What you REALLY don't need is The Thing escaping from its icy grave in the Antarctic and taking over the world.

I don't know if you've ever seen that particular documentary but it's a fuckton scarier than the Al Gore movie.

Jeeesus. I did not think of that. We need to cool the earth. Stat. For all we know its escaped its icy prison and is now among us.

Unrelated side note: I no longer trust any of you...

*writes everyone's name down on a list*

[N_Fiddledog]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

What you REALLY don't need is The Thing escaping from its icy grave in the Antarctic and taking over the world.

I don't know if you've ever seen that particular documentary but it's a fuckton scarier than the Al Gore movie.

[Zipperfish]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

llama66 llama66:

We don't need the permafrost to melt.

Why not? During the Last Glacial Maximum (LGM) permafrost extended as far south as modern day Tennessee and I don't know of any hideous effects from the lack of frozen ground in the region.

All of Ohio was in permafrost and now it's not and no one cares. Seems to me that permafrost is overrated.

Reference: https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com ... 06JF000661

How do you know that? You weren't alive back then. You didn't see it. And the same people telling you that--that is, the climatologists--are the same ones saying that increased atmospheric CO2 concentrations are increasing average global tropospheric temperatures--which you choose not to believe. Sorry you can't just invoke science when you choose to.