[Newsbot]

Title: TV evangelist Oral Roberts dead at 91
Category: Showbiz
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2009-12-15 14:16:45

[G-prime]

sad
Why do the evil die so old?

[BartSimpson]

Was never a big fan of his.

His passing does remind me of the old joke...

"What do you call two gay guys named 'Bob'?"

[ShepherdsDog]

Guess he'll get to see his 900 foot Jesus ....maybe.

[sandorski]

Sadly, there is no Hell waiting for him.

[Brenda]

I have no clue who he is, why is he evil?
Can't be because of what I read in the story...

[ShepherdsDog]

sandorski sandorski:

Sadly, there is no Hell waiting for him.

prove it.

[QBC]

Old Oral is dead eh.....I still wonder if he was named after his daddy....

[Gunnair]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

Guess he'll get to see his 900 foot Jesus ....maybe.

900 ft Jesus - that's why he ain't invited in my home. He'd wreck the plaster on my ceiling.

[ASLplease]

I'm waiting impatiently to see this thread disapear off the bottom of the screen.

[QBC]

Brenda Brenda:

I have no clue who he is, why is he evil?
Can't be because of what I read in the story...

He was a TV evangelist...in other words a lying, cheating, money grubbing SOB who's entire purpose in life was to get your money in the name of God. Then of course spend it on himself cause "That's what God told him to do". I don't think he was ever actually caught with a hooker, like many of his counter parts have been, but they all did hang out together so......

[QBC]

Oh, and here is where he got his start, not much difference between him and a traveling carnival really. He has God, the carnival has a ferris wheel....

[Brenda]

Have you ever seen Vatican-City?
No offence, but isnt money grabbing just what religeous leaders do?

[QBC]

Ummm...for the most part...just that TV evangelists are worst of the worst. And most of them have really tacky hair....

[Lemmy]

QBC QBC:

Old Oral is dead eh.....I still wonder if he was named after his daddy....

Fortunately his son, Anal, is alive and well to carry on his snake-oil business.