OnTheIce OnTheIce:
Coming from the guy that continues to bring up my profession in a false manor to get a few chuckles?
Quite hypocritical, professor.
Maybe, but some jokes just never get old.

But I did review a study on drug and alcohol abuse at the workplace by public servants a few years ago. Hydro workers were the worst offenders, by far. Teachers were second. Cops were last of the 8 or 9 groups, though the study didn't consider steroids.