[raydan]

llama66 llama66:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

It's my soap, it's my dick, I'll wash it as fast as I please.

Or as slowly as I please. (Or at a medium pace)

And as often as I want.

[raydan]

Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:

I could care less about peoples morals or, in this case guys who live in their moms basement and couldn't get a prom date but, I do have a question.

Who's the lucky person who gets to clean these things up after a busy day and would you trust this person to do a proper job or, would you trust him not to just give the important parts a quick rinse with a Karcher pressure washer and head home to his wife and kids?

Call me old fashioned but I rather have the real thing because this "toy" may be cheaper than a woman but it sure as hell wouldn't be as much fun.

But if people really really really like molded body parts I can hook them up with a woman who makes cups out of peoples butt holes.

IF I ever got desperate enough to go to this kind of place... and it will never happen... a condom would most certainly be used.

Even fake sex has to be protected.



EDIT: I guess that this would make clean-up easier too.

[raydan]

Can't wait to have those holo-decks we saw on Star-Trek.

Then you could have sex with anybody you want (real or imaginary)... from Cleopatra to 7 of 9.

[llama66]

raydan raydan:

7 of 9.

I'd be assimilated by her any day of the week.

[llama66]

raydan raydan:

Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:

I could care less about peoples morals or, in this case guys who live in their moms basement and couldn't get a prom date but, I do have a question.

Who's the lucky person who gets to clean these things up after a busy day and would you trust this person to do a proper job or, would you trust him not to just give the important parts a quick rinse with a Karcher pressure washer and head home to his wife and kids?

Call me old fashioned but I rather have the real thing because this "toy" may be cheaper than a woman but it sure as hell wouldn't be as much fun.

But if people really really really like molded body parts I can hook them up with a woman who makes cups out of peoples butt holes.

IF I ever got desperate enough to go to this kind of place... and it will never happen... a condom would most certainly be used.

Even fake sex has to be protected.



EDIT: I guess that this would make clean-up easier too.

Also, no need for the awkward excuse to leave after that one night stand

[raydan]

llama66 llama66:

:idea: Also, no need for the awkward excuse to leave after that one night stand

Ah... the walk of shame... sweet memories.

[llama66]

This is a walk of different shame. The shame of fucking an appliance.

[peck420]

Walk of shame...pfft, never heard of it.

I walk with pride! Whether that walk happens after I fucked my wife, my hand, or my appliance! Lol.

I guess my wife's way of describing it is far more accurate...."you have no shame!"

[llama66]

Its more WHERE you are when you're making love is the problem.

[peck420]

The where only determines how many people get to see me free swaying in the breeze!

Yes, I have paid the fines for public nudity in the past...thank god it was in the past...I am certain if I acted today like I did then, I would be on so many bad people lists...

[llama66]

*writes name on list*

[BeaverFever]

Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:

I could care less about peoples morals or, in this case guys who live in their moms basement and couldn't get a prom date but, I do have a question.

Who's the lucky person who gets to clean these things up after a busy day and would you trust this person to do a proper job or, would you trust him not to just give the important parts a quick rinse with a Karcher pressure washer and head home to his wife and kids?

Pretty sure anyone who takes that job doesn’t have a pressure washer or a wife and kids....maybe not even a home...

[herbie]

How do you know the type of degenerate who'd want to rent a sex doll by the hour would want them cleaned out?

[MeganC]

herbie herbie:

How do you know the type of degenerate who'd want to rent a sex doll by the hour would want them cleaned out?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BRAH]

raydan raydan:

Can't wait to have those holo-decks we saw on Star-Trek.

Then you could have sex with anybody you want (real or imaginary)... from Cleopatra to 7 of 9.

Hillary Clinton!