[Newsbot]

Title: Islamic State Leader Used To Work As Secretary
Category: World
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2015-02-19 21:15:14

[N_Fiddledog]

Before - Office Worker




After - Dreamy Caliph to internet, wannabe, Jihadi fanboys



So step forward and spread your butt cheeks, one-time Little Timmy of the basement, now Muhammed Abdullah Mustaffah, brave Mujahideen - Lion of the desert

[Benn]

This could be true, maybe he really is just a little errand bitch. Now he gets to feel like a big many killing unarmed people.

Chances are though he self declared his occupation and lied.

Back in my spooky security screening days I had a guy who claimed he worked for the afghan army during the RUssian invasion. Said he was a large healthy 16 year old and they gave him a job as a sewing machine operator fixing the troops clothes. Yeah, right, sewing machine, machine gun, who can tell the difference.

[N_Fiddledog]

Could be. Also never underestimate the potential of bureaucrats to develop into stone cold mass murderers.

Didn't Stalin used to work as a clerk in the weather service or something?

[Public_Domain]

[DanSC]

So it's a proto-nation run by Milton from Office Space. Allah help us.