herbie herbie:
A company Christmas party wound up in our motel room. We could hear the noises from a couple in the room above, and a friend's wife grabbed a broom and pounded it against the ceiling. She yelled "Yo' momma teach you to yell like that honey? There ain't NO MAN that fucking good. Now Shaddup!"
All of us were

Some friends and I lived in a fourplex while in university. The walls were
very thin and next door we had three women sharing another apartment. One of the girls was very vocal when she was being nailed, and one night my buddy had enough. He yelled out, 'Finish her off for fuck's sake, the rest of us want to sleep.' You could hear the guy laugh, and one of the girls moved out shortly thereafter.