[Newsbot]

Title: Kitty porn? Man blames cat for illegal images
Category: Strange
Posted By: WDHIII
Date: 2009-08-08 10:21:10

[Tyler_1]

I call bullshit!!! lol

[poquas]

DonnaWho DonnaWho:

I call bullshit!!! lol

I'll second that!

[Annihilator]

He didn't delete them after all... And a 1000 pictures? There's just no way this happened.

[Tyler_1]

poquas poquas:

DonnaWho DonnaWho:

I call bullshit!!! lol

I'll second that!

Cats Rule

[PENATRATOR]

Oh shit, I saw the title and was thinking our own Kitty was involved. Bummer

[Tyler_1]

[GreenTiger]

My first reaction is to label this guy a complete F moron, but in his position I guess he had to come up with some ecxcuse no matter how pathetic.

Is the cat going to be listed as a child molester?

[CommanderSock]

$1:

Is the cat going to be listed as a child molester?

Yes....yes it will.

[leewgrant]

GreenTiger GreenTiger:

My first reaction is to label this guy a complete F moron, but in his position I guess he had to come up with some ecxcuse no matter how pathetic.

I hope he doesn't go to court arguing that. The judge will throw the book at him after he is found guilty.

[GreenTiger]

According to Megan's Law the cat will have to register as a sexual offender,

The cat will will not be allowed around children.

And will have to wear an ankle bracelet. The state will also have to design an orange jump suit for the cat.

If the cat is adopted by another family the new owners will have to notice the local police so that the cat will be listed on their list of sexual predators.

The cat should also be careful not to be caught on the series "To Catch a Predator". The cat would walk into a room have have to explain to the reports that that the mouse he brought was simply thank you to a young girl who could be beyond his reputation that he is just a friendly cat bringing some somebody nice to rub up against before he gets arrested.

Which brings up another question how do you hand cuff a cat. I guess you would get miniature handcuffs and handcuff his front and back paws together.

The police interview might take some time. Cats can be very noncooperation when you try to push them into doing something they don't like. It could take months,

At the trial itself those cute little eyes will create a very sympathetic impression on the jury. The cat's male accomplice will be the only evidence that the state will have and I doubt that his testimony will out way the cats cute eyes.

It might even be possible that the cat will be acquitted, in which case he could sue this former owner, the media or perhaps President Obama will step in and have a bear fest over at the white house, the cat opting for milk and everything will be forgiven.

If not I hope President Obama would have a pardon in his pocked for when the cat claws this guys eyes out.

[Strutz]

My cat hasn't learned how to download any porn yet. He's too busy playing poker.

[HyperionTheEvil]

First it was the "Twinkie" defence, now it's the "Kitty" defence

[PublicAnimalNo9]

HyperionTheEvil HyperionTheEvil:

First it was the "Twinkie" defence, now it's the "Kitty" defence

Yep but the Twinkie defense made more sense LOL