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Title: Michelle Thompson who has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome finds man who satisfies her
Category: Funny
Posted By: DerbyX
Date: 2009-11-16 06:33:13

[raydan]

I did a little math.

16 hours awake every day (I'm presuming she can sleep without having an orgasm).
I calculate she has an orgasm every 3 minutes and 12 seconds.

Just enough time between them to brush her teeth.

She doesn't need a boyfriend, she needs a small town or a professional sports team.

[Brenda]

It states she HAS 300 orgasms a day. It would seem to me she doesnt need a man to satisfy her.

[Tricks]

A washing machine will do.

[raydan]

Brenda Brenda:

It states she HAS 300 orgasms a day. It would seem to me she doesnt need a man to satisfy her.

She's going for 301.

[Akhenaten]

From the story:

$1:

Michelle's first boyfriend bowed out after a few months saying he couldn't keep up with her demands. And over the years several others gave up - with one telling her he was a man not a machine.

She dated one man for five years but "by the time we broke up, he was exhausted, he left as a defeated man".

Um, I highly doubt that. He's probably glad he moved on to a normal woman with a cooch that isn't suffering from ADS.

[ASLplease]

I understand that too much sex could wear me out, but damn it - I'm willing to give it a try.

[raydan]

ASLplease ASLplease:

I understand that too much sex could wear me out, but damn it - I'm willing to give it a try.

Here's something to help you achieve that goal.

[Brenda]

Same goes for her. There are plenty of toys to help her out (although I thought she climaxes from nothing, so she doesnt NEED the toys anyway).

I can understand it must be exhausting for her though. She is the one climaxing constantly...

[Chumley]

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/if_im_so_crazy_then_why_do

I think this is her.

[tritium]

She doesn't need a man, she needs a machine.

[Hyack]

I once knew a lady who had an orgasm every time she sneezed....she carried a pepper shaker with her everywhere she went......or came...

[TattoodGirl]

Thats Awesome!!!

[GreenTiger]

zshe would make a good Funamentalist Morman wife.

[DrCaleb]

I think this topic is tailor made for my signature.