It depends on what you call a lousy pet. Having a rabbit might actually be pretty good. They don't bark, they don't run around and chew the furniture, they don't piss on you're plants, they don't bite, and they don't eat you out of house and home .
Come to think of it.................... they don't do fuck all except boink?
It must be kind of like having a furry little NDP Member of Parliment for a pet.
