Enviro-weenies confuse beavers for chainsaws


Funny | 207467 hits | Dec 10 7:17 am | Posted by: ridenrain
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GREEN campaigners called police after discovering an illegal logging site in a nature reserve � only to find the culprits were a gang of beavers.

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  1. by avatar Robair
    Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:03 pm
    LOL!!

  2. by avatar acidcomplex
    Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:12 pm
    hahha goddamn eco losers. Serves ya right, and you wonder why people hate you lol

  3. by avatar BartSimpson Gold Member
    Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:54 pm
    The beavers should be hunted down and killed for daring to harm a tree! And then they impeded the flow of a natural water course! OH, THE HORRORS!!!

  4. by Anonymous
    Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:01 pm
    "BartSimpson" said
    The beavers should be hunted down and killed for daring to harm a tree! And then they impeded the flow of a natural water course! and causing Global Warming OH, THE HORRORS!!!


    fixed

  5. by avatar SigPig
    Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:46 pm
    Stupid eco-Nazis. Only see what that want to see. Just goes to show they really have no idea what is going on, yet people seem so eager to listen to them for some reason.

  6. by avatar Toro
    Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:24 pm
    Beavers hate nature.

  7. by avatar fifeboy
    Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:28 pm
    "BartSimpson" said
    The beavers should be hunted down and killed for daring to harm a tree! And then they impeded the flow of a natural water course! OH, THE HORRORS!!!

    They come into my yard and try cutting down my f*&%&*ing trees, they will get shot!

  8. by avatar Zipperfish Gold Member
    Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:28 pm
    "BartSimpson" said
    The beavers should be hunted down and killed for daring to harm a tree! And then they impeded the flow of a natural water course! OH, THE HORRORS!!!


    I've had to hunt beaver before, as part of a summer job, for doing just that.

  9. by avatar fifeboy
    Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:09 pm
    "Zipperfish" said
    The beavers should be hunted down and killed for daring to harm a tree! And then they impeded the flow of a natural water course! OH, THE HORRORS!!!


    I've had to hunt beaver before, as part of a summer job, for doing just that.
    Beaver problem:


    Solving beaver problem:
    Step 1
    Step 2
    Step 3
    Step 4

    Alternatively, If you don't want to eat it!

  10. by Anonymous
    Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:22 pm
    Beavers dont do due diligence.

    Environmentally they cause havoc but they were here first.

    Hopefully with global warming we will see more of the rare Canadian shaved beaver soon.

  11. by avatar QBall
    Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:31 pm
    Beavers: The second most intelligent animal after man (show me the last time a dolphin built a dam!) and now they expose wacko environmentalists. God bless them!

  12. by Anonymous
    Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:45 pm
    "QBall" said
    Beavers: The second most intelligent animal after man (show me the last time a dolphin built a dam!) and now they expose wacko environmentalists. God bless them!


    There's a video on youtube that shows a dolphin eluding a killer whale.They's way smarter then beavers.

  13. by Anonymous
    Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:58 pm
    One thing good about beavers,their fur is on par with sealskin as far as water resistance go's,and I can trade a carton of green death for a pair. :wink:

  14. by avatar fifeboy
    Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:19 am
    "ziggy" said
    One thing good about beavers,their fur is on par with sealskin as far as water resistance go's,and I can trade a carton of green death for a pair. :wink:

    As you are not a woman, I can say, without fearing having my face slapped--NICE PAIR!



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