DNA bank gets 'poop' on dog owners

Law & Order | 206762 hits | Apr 01 6:27 am | Posted by: Alta_redneck

DNA testing will be the latest tool in the city's arsenal to nab deadbeats who don't pick up their doggie's doo, the Sun has learned. Bylaw officials will begin using a new $1-million DNA analyzer to track down pet owners who fail to scoop their dog's poo

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by ridenrain
Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:39 pm
This is retarded. cops can't get timely DNA testing to solve real crimes yet Calgary wants to spend $1 million to catch pooping dogs?
by Alta_redneck
Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:36 pm
With the piles showing up around here as the snow slowly melts, I think itï¿½s a good idea. No one wants their dog registered so theyï¿½ll go around picking up other dog crap to take into city hall instead. Itï¿½ll be like a self cleaning oven.

But then again I support a lot of ideas as long as my tax $ aren't paying for it.
by Anonymous
Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:42 pm
neighbours dog barking all night??????

Payback time!
This could be abused fairly easily.
by novachick
Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:45 pm
I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed tards. Absolutely no excuse for it.
by DerbyX
Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:48 pm
"novachick" said
I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed . Absolutely no excuse for it.

No pun intended eh?
by raydan
Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:50 pm
"novachick" said
I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed tards. Absolutely no excuse for it.

We should do what we do to cats when they piss on the floor or carpet.
Rub the owner's face in it.
by novachick
Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:53 pm
"DerbyX" said
I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed . Absolutely no excuse for it.

No pun intended eh?
by novachick
Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:53 pm
"raydan" said
I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed tards. Absolutely no excuse for it.

We should do what we do to cats when they piss on the floor or carpet.
Rub the owner's face in it.
by Anonymous
Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:56 pm
If they had that program here i would get some dog poop off the nieghbours barking dogs and start depositing the poop in the collection box's.

At $500.00 a pop for the poop,it could get very expensive.
by novachick
Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:58 pm
"lily" said

"It's a great idea because who hasn't stepped in some doggie doo-doo and dragged it into the house and the car and spent the whole afternoon cleaning it all up," he said. "It's not pleasant."

Me, for one.

I have as well . Then again I have three dogs and don't get a whole lot of satisfaction out of calling myself a dumb blonde bitch for missing it when I cleaned up the yard after them
by JackCoiner
Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:21 pm
I'm thinking this may be a strange April Fools joke...?
by Anonymous
Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:25 pm
"JackCoiner" said
I'm thinking this may be a strange April Fools joke...?

I'm thinking the same thing,the sun usually does something every year.
This guys name kinda gives it away.
But another genetics expert, Dr. Jack Russell, questioned how successful the program will be.
by Anonymous
Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:32 pm
"JackCoiner" said
I'm thinking this may be a strange April Fools joke...?

party pooper

as AR said did you notice the Oh Henry in the bag?

That's why the dog is drooling
by Anonymous
Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:33 pm
Darn good one,even Riden fell for it.

Dr. Jack Russell PHD BS

The Edmonton sun ran with it too.

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