Scientist's disappearance mystifies colleagues

Misc CDN | 206997 hits | Feb 23 12:48 pm | Posted by: Hyack

TORONTO ï¿½ There are still no leads in the case of an eastern Ontario scientist who disappeared without a trace last month, leaving his colleagues mystified.

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by DrCaleb
Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:56 pm
"he left work at the National Research Councilï¿½s Canadian Neutron Beam Centre in Chalk River, northwest of Ottawa. "

I think he's still there, just slightly out of phase with our Universe due to a slight beam misalignment. Adjusting the shield phase should correct the problem.
by BartSimpson
Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:00 pm
He may have got in front of that beam, too.
by Regina
Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:01 pm
"DrCaleb" said
"he left work at the National Research Councilï¿½s Canadian Neutron Beam Centre in Chalk River, northwest of Ottawa. "

I think he's still there, just slightly out of phase with our Universe due to a slight beam misalignment. Adjusting the shield phase should correct the problem.
by ShepherdsDog
Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:14 am
So right now he's looking for a lamp post in the woods, so he can get back into our world? Goddamned talking animals are freaky.
by Regina
Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:15 am
Two words................Flux capacitor

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