Not enough hunters have targeted beavers in the past 10 years, a team of farmers south of Ottawa say, so they are banding together to fight a beaver war along the Rideau River.
Stupid nature. We have the same problem out here. Development in the outer municipalities has forced the deer into the city and now they live quite happily here eating flowers and farmer's crops.
What the hell do they think they're doing trying to survive here? They should be out in the forest... well, the clearcuts and... nope, that won't work.
So, should this be taken into consideration in the National symbol debate?
Nah, if we lived way up north, Polar Bears would be knocking over our garbage cans.
What the hell do they think they're doing trying to survive here? They should be out in the forest... well, the clearcuts and... nope, that won't work.
Well they shouldn't be here!