Rocket with secret payload launches

Tech | 207048 hits | Dec 06 8:21 am | Posted by: Regina

A rocket carrying a secret payload for the U.S. government has successfully launched from the central California coast.

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by Jabberwalker
Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:23 pm
That's the IRS's new surveillance satellite that measures the sizes of swimming pools in your back yards, the number of new cars in your driveways, extensions being built on to your houses, etc.
by bootlegga
Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:54 pm
by Thanos
Sat Dec 07, 2013 5:49 pm
No big worry. The rocket is merely taking Uber-JOO back into the depths of deep space, not too far actually from the spot near Neptune where the Event Horizon first disappeared, from whence he originally came. It took a lot of effort, and the lives of many Bothans, to shackle him in those unbreakable mithril chains and wrestle him into that stasis pod, but it'll all be worth it in the end.
by Public_Domain
Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:58 pm
by PluggyRug
Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:29 pm
"Thanos" said
No big worry. The rocket is merely taking Uber-JOO back into the depths of deep space, not too far actually from the spot near Neptune where the Event Horizon first disappeared, from whence he originally came. It took a lot of effort, and the lives of many Bothans, to shackle him in those unbreakable mithril chains and wrestle him into that stasis pod, but it'll all be worth it in the end.

That is only the small part of the payload.

The main payload is collection of Justin Bieber and Celine Dion songs which will keep all alien races at bay.

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