American Benjamin Miller gored by bull in sphincter


Sports | 207517 hits | Feb 16 10:45 am | Posted by: N_Fiddledog
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Benjamin Miller was hurt at Ciudad Rodrigo's Carnaval del Toro yesterday. The Georgia native had a three-hour operation to repair his thighs, sphincter and back Miller is recovering in an intensive-care unit.

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  1. by avatar Zipperfish Gold Member
    Mon Feb 16, 2015 8:17 pm
    Fucktard has sphincter annihilated by bull. It would be pretty funny except that they'll probably destroy the bull for shoving its horn up this guy's ass. Actually, from the pictures it looks like the horn came out of his ass. Ouch!

  2. by avatar martin14
    Mon Feb 16, 2015 8:22 pm
    Score one for the bull !! R=UP

  3. by Thanos
    Mon Feb 16, 2015 8:24 pm
    The bull is gonna get killed in the ring anyway so it had nothing to lose. Hard to feel sorry for anyone in that event that gets nailed, although hole-in-ass probably has a lawyer working out a way to sue Spain or something. To kinda-sorta paraphrase Bad Santa, he'll never shit right again. :twisted:

  4. by avatar raydan
    Mon Feb 16, 2015 11:02 pm
    Gives a new meaning to the expression "tear you a new one"... quite literally. 8O

  5. by avatar GreenTiger
    Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:53 pm
    Good for the bull, the guy as we all know now is an imperfect ignorant not too bright asshole.

  6. by avatar N_Fiddledog
    Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:38 pm
    How'd you like to be Benjamin Miller though?

    He's world famous now. So even when and if he heals, he'll always be known as that stupid, fat guy who got gored up the ass in quest of a story to tell his beer buddies on how he ran with the bulls in Spain.

    Enjoy your fame Benjamin.

  7. by avatar BartSimpson Gold Member
    Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:36 pm
    "N_Fiddledog" said
    How'd you like to be Benjamin Miller though?

    He's world famous now. So even when and if he heals, he'll always be known as that stupid, fat guy who got gored up the ass in quest of a story to tell his beer buddies on how he ran with the bulls in Spain.

    Enjoy your fame Benjamin.


    If Benjamin Miller lives in the American south he'll never have to buy a beer ever again. A guy can live on such a story in the South.



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