Is there hope for shampoo-wielding 6-year-old from Walmart brawl'

Clickbait.

There's like dozens of WalMart fight videos on YouTube. What is it about that store that brings out the worst in everyone? Never saw any of this at Zellers or Crappy Tire.

Worked with me.

Fake handicapped aisle blocker or bad mother? Who's the bigger societal monster? I had to click to see.

Now it's viral News. According to Global and other media anyway.

Is that Mama June from Honey BooBoo?

Isn't she in jail, or something?


And that Seinfeld bit is so right on. Those people exist.

It's all them LOW LOW PRICES.

Plus all those discount wrestling videos they keep selling that encourage kids to swing shampoo bottles like swords. *I BEEN POLEAXED! I BEEN POLEAXED!*

WalMart people are some of the unintentional funniest people on earth. It's like a horrible accident, you know you shouldn't stare but you just can't help yourself.

Have you never shopped in one of these stores? Every thing about these stores pisses me off. They are breeding grounds for rage. Its like some sadistic bastard intentionally designed these stores to piss people off. The aisles are to narrow. Any careless person with a shopping cart can shut the entire aisle down. When you say "excuse me may I get through?", no one seems to comprehend the English language. I get a lot of blank stares, or the old "no abla English". If they do understand, they take it personally. "I'm shopping, I'll move when I'm damn good and ready! Fuck you cracker!" The people that work in these places look like they escaped from a travelling carnival, yet they still have more class than the average shopper. I swear the local half way houses buss their inhabitants to the store on the days that I am shopping.

The store can have 100 registers, and two will be open. Everyone ahead of you will be armed with over 100 newspaper articles that need to be verified for the price match guarantee (something that could be done ahead of time at a self serve kiosk if anyone in management gave a damn), meanwhile all your frozen goods have thawed and started to spoil. There is always someone ahead of you who thinks he can invite his friends to cut the line, and join him at the register. A move guaranteed to start a brawl. Every time I set foot in a Walmart, I am taken back to my trailer park upbringing. Those women in the video would have been my neighbors. Its survival of the fittest in these places. It takes all my self control (and some self medicating) to not star in my own youtube video, every time I set foot in one of these places. A Walmart store is the modern equivalent of the Roman coliseum. Abandon hope all who enter.

Oh, I've been in da 'Mart before. Can't avoid it sometimes. Whenever I come out I feel like I have to take a bath in kerosene and then light a match in order to get the greeblies off of me. Horrible, horrible place on all imaginable levels, which is why I only go in there maybe three or four times a year, tops.

Bad karma.

That 99-cent sale on flip-flops triggered one fuck of a kickass bongo party to erupt in the shoe section.