Michelle Thompson who has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome finds man who satisfies her


Funny | 208669 hits | Nov 16 6:33 am | Posted by: DerbyX
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A woman with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has found a man of her dreams after she wore out a string of boyfriends.

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  1. by avatar raydan
    Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:45 pm
    I did a little math.

    16 hours awake every day (I'm presuming she can sleep without having an orgasm).
    I calculate she has an orgasm every 3 minutes and 12 seconds.

    Just enough time between them to brush her teeth. 8O

    She doesn't need a boyfriend, she needs a small town or a professional sports team.

  2. by avatar Brenda
    Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:50 pm
    It states she HAS 300 orgasms a day. It would seem to me she doesnt need a man to satisfy her.

  3. by avatar Tricks
    Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:53 pm
    A washing machine will do.

  4. by avatar raydan
    Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:59 pm
    "Brenda" said
    It states she HAS 300 orgasms a day. It would seem to me she doesnt need a man to satisfy her.

    She's going for 301. :D

  5. by avatar Akhenaten
    Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:14 pm
    From the story:
    Michelle's first boyfriend bowed out after a few months saying he couldn't keep up with her demands. And over the years several others gave up - with one telling her he was a man not a machine.

    She dated one man for five years but "by the time we broke up, he was exhausted, he left as a defeated man".


    Um, I highly doubt that. He's probably glad he moved on to a normal woman with a cooch that isn't suffering from ADS.

  6. by ASLplease
    Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:18 pm
    I understand that too much sex could wear me out, but damn it - I'm willing to give it a try.

  7. by avatar raydan
    Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:36 pm
    "ASLplease" said
    I understand that too much sex could wear me out, but damn it - I'm willing to give it a try.

    Here's something to help you achieve that goal. :wink:


  8. by avatar Brenda
    Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:45 pm
    Same goes for her. There are plenty of toys to help her out (although I thought she climaxes from nothing, so she doesnt NEED the toys anyway).

    I can understand it must be exhausting for her though. She is the one climaxing constantly...

  9. by Chumley
    Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:12 pm


    I think this is her. :lol:

  10. by avatar tritium
    Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:13 pm
    She doesn't need a man, she needs a machine.


  11. by avatar Hyack
    Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:25 pm
    I once knew a lady who had an orgasm every time she sneezed....she carried a pepper shaker with her everywhere she went......or came... :wink:

  12. by TattoodGirl
    Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:09 pm
    Thats Awesome!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

  13. by avatar GreenTiger
    Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:04 pm
    zshe would make a good Funamentalist Morman wife.

  14. by avatar DrCaleb
    Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:14 pm
    I think this topic is tailor made for my signature.



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